Congratulations to Neil Crouse and David Sutz, and in Monroe: James Purcell, Teddy Wright and Wayne Chan, winners in their village elections.
Congrats also to Lorraine McNeil, John Karl, Charlie Lesser and Inda Stora, both for past service and their willingness to put themselves out there.
Congrats, lastly, to the few hundred who managed to get down to the polls and vote.
And to the vast majority, who couldn't be bothered, who knew for a fact that one vote doesn't make any difference, we'll point out that David won by eight votes and James won by two.
If you'd voted the winning margins might have been larger or the outcomes different, no one will ever know because it just wasn't worth your time.
To quote Ken Starr as he logged Monica's dress into evidence: "Clothes, but no cigar."