Thursday, May 01, 2008

Uncle Billy Rides Again


Here he comes to save the day!

Uncle Bill has agreed to run for his 10th term as our NY State Senator.

Bless his heart!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gee, lucky us!

Anonymous said...

There is no hope. Heaven help us!

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't someone run against him? Is it because he has Ralph to break legs?

Anonymous said...

He wants to give Ralphie one more chance to lose a legislative campaign for the 14th district...hee,hee!

Anonymous said...

Yeah! Uncle Billy, save our towns!
Help us with your cast of clowns!
Give us a little bit of Ralphie and some Mary Beth Greenekraft,
We must like them, are we daft?
How 'bout some Randazzo, clever Dick,
To get rid of Nancy, that's some trick!
Destroy all those who disobey,
How dare they not do as you say!
Ralph has the message you want him to give,
"Disobey and without my grants you will live!"
What are the tools to employ?
Use foolish people and not just goy(em)!
Oh! how your minions do your dirty stuff,
while you just hang out doing the fluff,
A stamp here and a grant there,
You make it look like you really care!
Please Uncle Billy save our village!
You do that with your brand of pillage!
Dear Uncle Billy, run for you ninetieth term,
You establishment is quite firm!

Anonymous said...

So, all those people who voted him in for the last 9 terms know nothing. And you people on this blog know everything. If you're so smart, how come we're all in a deep pile of sh**t, as you claim? Get a life, and do something constructive.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe "all those people" who voted for him had some self serving interest, or maybe they just did not know any better.
Take a look at the numbers, when you consider the number of eligible voters in the senate district and the number who voted for him, (and he ran unopposed) he didn't get such a high percentage.
Maybe, dear previous poster, 7:56 pm May 1st, you are one of those. You certainly sound like one of the first aforementioned group.

Anonymous said...

Billy Larkin, he's quite a guy!
A toast: here's mud in your eye!
Give us grant money and we'll kiss your ass!
Or do something even more crass.
Hey wait, that money already belongs to us,
So why does he make a such a fuss?
That's the kind of guy he truly is,
Hey everyone that's (politics and)show biz!

Anonymous said...

Bill Larkin has many skeletons in his closet, just ask Pat

Anonymous said...

Pat who?

Anonymous said...

Pat G.

Anonymous said...

Pat G is on Long Island now

Anonymous said...

The Democrats never run anybody who has a chance against Larkin. So we're stuck with him forever.

Anonymous said...

There are rumors of someone running against him but who?

Anonymous said...

Sussman

Anonymous said...

that's right!
And Sussman just may be able to take him on!

Anonymous said...

Maybe on that far away planet that you're living on!

Anonymous said...

what's wrong with my planet? This part of Earth is lovely this time of year.

Anonymous said...

We may discuss Senator Bill,
But it is definitely not his will,
to leave his exalted position,
in living condition,
not until he is "under the hill"!