Putting The "Gross" In Mary Gross-Ferraro

Okiedoke, the Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight has fired another salvo in their campaign to create an alternate universe.

This time it’s a letter to the Times Herald Record from Mary Gross-Ferraro, Girl Extra-Terrestrial.

Here she is in all her glory:

Curious developments

Two curious things have happened recently in the Town of Woodbury. First, Legacy Ridge (281 homes) did not include the Jan. 10, 2005, Public Scoping Session Hearing minutes or any of the 24 letters from the public in its Draft Environmental Impact Statement (DEIS). Last year, the town failed to give suburban developers (451 homes) about 30 letters and e-mails from the public for their DEIS, so they became an addendum.

Newly elected Supervisor Burke rightly sent the Legacy Ridge DEIS back to the developer for a do-over. I also think that the developer owes it to the public to explain why those documents were not included in the DEIS.

And second, Mike Queenan, Town Board member, proposed at the March 13 Town Board work session that he feels the term for future supervisors should be increased from two to four years. I think the proponents of this change owe it to the public to reveal who they plan to run for supervisor and why that person should not be subject to the ultimate public scrutiny in the form of an election after two years.

The public deserves answers.

Mary Gross-Ferraro

Highland Mills

Yep, it’s true, the Legacy Ridge folks handed in an incomplete DEIS and the Town’s consultants took one look at it and pointed this out. It was automatically sent back for completion.

The Legacy Ridge folks said "Oops, our bad, we sent you an earlier draft instead of the complete thingee and we feel dumb and here’s the right document."
Wow, how curious is that?

Not very.

It wasn’t as if they were trying to pull a fast one, the document couldn’t have been accepted and they would have known that, so the only possible outcome is that they look stupid.

But Mary sees plots, cabals and shadowy figures lurking in the woods.

As to saying it was Mighty John, Guardian of all that is Right and Good, who sent it back is sort of overlooking that everyone involved (The whole Town Board, the Town Attorney, The Town Consultants) sent it back. But Mary has her lips so firmly attached to John’s Butt, that her view was obscured.

By the way, the 30 missing letters were about half that number. The Town Board noticed they were left out and then, duplicitous bastards that they are, they put them in and made sure they were addressed.

OK, so those two points are Mary getting all hot and bothered over bullshit. Her last part is an out and out attempt to lie to you. She lays bare that Queenan, that filthy, rotten guy (and the rest of the board) proposed taking from the people the "ULTIMATE PUBLIC SCRUTINY"!!!!!

Gee Mary, how about mentioning that Queenan never, ever, ever, never, proposed making the Supervisor’s term 4 years long (you lying sack of...ahem).

He and the rest of the board did vote TO PUT ON THE BALLOT NEXT NOVEMBER A REFERENDUM SO THAT THE PUBLIC COULD DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES IF THE TERM SHOULD BE INCREASED.

Forgive her Lord, she’s just too dumb to stop believing Ralph.

Gross-Ferraro, Caruso, Siebold, Donnelly and the rest of the pond scum, lie to us again and again and again.

Why?

The Uncle thinks that there are three different reasons:

Some of these folks are just plain nuts.

Some are so stupid that they believe all the crap that Caruso shovels.

And some are neither of these two. They know that they are lying and that if their scare tactics and lies work the only outcome would be a takeover of Woodbury by Szegedin, Hirsch, Deutsch and the rest of the less than lovely people who currently run KJ.

And don’t forget:

The fact that Bill Larkin is their good buddy hovers over all of this.

More Fun Facts About Suing Woodbury

The story so far:

OK, so the folks who don’t want Woodbury "overdeveloped" are doing all that they can to try and force Brodski to give up the WP3 project and sell his land. The highest bidder would certainly be Kiryas Joel and so the wide open spaces would be preserved (or maybe not).

Caruso goes to Cornwall and gets those folks all in a lather about the proposed changes to make Legacy Ridge HIGH DENSITY (2 acres per home).

Cornwall gets all worked up because the Cornwall School District (Legacy Ridge is in the Cornwall School District) can’t possibly bear the strain of an additional 120 homes filled with students from Woodbury. Oddly, there is no problem accommodating 1,000 or more new homes being built in the district in Cornwall and New Windsor. It seems that students from Woodbury take up more room and are just more trouble than students from Cornwall or New Windsor.

So off Caruso goes to Cornwall to raise money to keep his lawsuit against Woodbury going.

What we know: Willie Menduno kicked in $2,000 to help get the lawsuit started.

What we assume: The Ankle Biter’s buddies Seyferth and Ungererererer probably threw some bucks in there too.

(These two are going along because "Donnie is my friend and he asked me to do it." The fun thing about being the Ankle Biter’s friend is that friendship always and only goes one way. Folks do things because Donnie tells them to. Guess what would have happened if, say, Fred Ungererererer had said "Donnie, I’m your friend and you are putting my home at risk so I am asking you to drop this." Why, Donnie would immediately do what his pal asked. NOT!")

Caruso and Donnie had asked Willie to come up with the 2 grand and told him that they were putting in money of their own. Did they match his two thou or did they come up with about $50 a piece?

Guess!

Just don’t tell Willie!

And, Rich Rendazzo, Cornwall Supreme Commander, is on board getting his fellow Cornishmen to pony up for the lawsuit. (Extra Point Question. Which State Senator whispers (LOUDLY) into various Cornwall ears from time to time? Hint: Fill in the blanks: B._.L.L. L.A.R.K._.N)

So, the next big event is a fund raiser in the form of a tag sale to help pay for suing Woodbury.

And who is hosting this event?

None other than Holly Gubernick Borzacchiello, daughter of the late Jay Gubernick.

Way to go Holly!

Eyestrain

Here we have proof, irrefutable proof. Of what, the Uncle isn't certain, but one of our legion of spies snapped this candid of Ralph the Mouth and his trusty idiot companion the Ankle Biter, hanging out in front of Dick Randazzo's thrown. Ralph was muttering those hypnotic words "High Density, High Density." His powers are so great that a nearby reporter for the Cornwall Local found that she could not resist putting the phrase in her article three times to describe the proposed 2 acre per unit housing of Legacy Ridge
Yep 2 acres per home is HIGH DENSITY!



By the way, unfortunately Ralph's super power the "Miasma of Mistruth" fogged the camera lens.

At the risk of...

At the risk of alienating some number of you, the Uncle shall explain his silence. I spend much too much time down in D.C. nowadays, and Woodbury shenanigins pale in comparison. Someone like Caruso who lies with every breath, or like his daddy Larkin, who ignores his constituents in favor of the folks with the bucks are a dime a dozen down here (pretty close to literally).

In the early days of Operation Iraqi Free-for-all, those folks who questioned President Bush's decisions were often told: "We shouldn't question his motives because he knows more than we do."

The latest here involves the 4 mobile chemical labs that were found in the desert. Remember, they were proof that Saddam was working on weapons of mass destruction.

Well, now we find that quite early on the Pentagon sent in weapons experts who inspected the "labs" and reported that they not weapons labs.

Scott McClellan reacted to the story with this: "The lead in The Washington Post left the impression for the reader that the President was saying something he knew at the time not to be true. That is absolutely false and it is irresponsible, and I don't know how The Washington Post can defend something so irresponsible. "

SO, McClellan is saying that despite the fact that the Pentagon issued a high level report proving that there were no mobile weapons labs, it is wrong to say that the president knew about it. In other words, "We shouldn't question his motives because he knows less than we do."