Sunday, April 23, 2006

More Fun Facts About Suing Woodbury

The story so far:

OK, so the folks who don’t want Woodbury "overdeveloped" are doing all that they can to try and force Brodski to give up the WP3 project and sell his land. The highest bidder would certainly be Kiryas Joel and so the wide open spaces would be preserved (or maybe not).

Caruso goes to Cornwall and gets those folks all in a lather about the proposed changes to make Legacy Ridge HIGH DENSITY (2 acres per home).

Cornwall gets all worked up because the Cornwall School District (Legacy Ridge is in the Cornwall School District) can’t possibly bear the strain of an additional 120 homes filled with students from Woodbury. Oddly, there is no problem accommodating 1,000 or more new homes being built in the district in Cornwall and New Windsor. It seems that students from Woodbury take up more room and are just more trouble than students from Cornwall or New Windsor.

So off Caruso goes to Cornwall to raise money to keep his lawsuit against Woodbury going.

What we know: Willie Menduno kicked in $2,000 to help get the lawsuit started.

What we assume: The Ankle Biter’s buddies Seyferth and Ungererererer probably threw some bucks in there too.

(These two are going along because "Donnie is my friend and he asked me to do it." The fun thing about being the Ankle Biter’s friend is that friendship always and only goes one way. Folks do things because Donnie tells them to. Guess what would have happened if, say, Fred Ungererererer had said "Donnie, I’m your friend and you are putting my home at risk so I am asking you to drop this." Why, Donnie would immediately do what his pal asked. NOT!")

Caruso and Donnie had asked Willie to come up with the 2 grand and told him that they were putting in money of their own. Did they match his two thou or did they come up with about $50 a piece?

Guess!

Just don’t tell Willie!

And, Rich Rendazzo, Cornwall Supreme Commander, is on board getting his fellow Cornishmen to pony up for the lawsuit. (Extra Point Question. Which State Senator whispers (LOUDLY) into various Cornwall ears from time to time? Hint: Fill in the blanks: B._.L.L. L.A.R.K._.N)

So, the next big event is a fund raiser in the form of a tag sale to help pay for suing Woodbury.

And who is hosting this event?

None other than Holly Gubernick Borzacchiello, daughter of the late Jay Gubernick.

Way to go Holly!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good to have you back Unc. I'm afraid that I couldn't replace you (in either quantity or quality).

One minor quibble, when you say the highest bidder would be Kiryas Joel -well, yes, but...I'd just make the point that it would be the people who run the Village who'd snap it up. Specifically it would be Meir Hirsch and the Vaad haKirya. Sorry to be so pedantic, it was a great piece.
Thanks for coming back, Jonathan.

Uncle Betty said...

I've always said that boy is sweet as pie.

Anonymous said...

So the Holly "dragon" is rearing her ugly head again??? Wasn't the swords she put through Sheila's back time and again satisfying enough? Which pocket does Ralph put her in for safe keeping?

And oh, poor Mr. Menduno...he's fallen prey to Ralph and the Ankle Bitter too...next they'll have him selling his home for the "good of Woodbury"!!

I just hope people realize that while Ralph is facilitating this lawsuit, it is also a diversion for John and Mike A to slither around and promote their agenda. I hope the good people of Woodbury don't take their eyes off the ball too long!

Anonymous said...

GET YOUR STORY RIGHT ABOUT WHO GAVE 2,000 IT WASN,T WILLIE. it's bad when a bulider, can hold a town by the BALLS and get away with it.

Uncle Betty said...

Actually, it was Willie, Mr. Anonymous. And if you know of someone else who kicked in, say so. And the people who seem to enjoy holding our balls hostage are the ones suing the town and getting other towns to join in. They are the same folks who have always, always, always, lied to us. And why wouldn't I be surprised if you were one of them?

Anonymous said...

NO I'm not one. I don,t have money to piss away. But you are wrong about the money. Don't for get this builder dosen't even live here. Do you really think he cares about our town. one way or the other what happen to us. Its all about MONEY. Not people.

Anonymous said...

Now that KJ will be a little busy tomorrow, will Ralphie Boy or Old Uncle Bill be directing traffic?

Uncle Betty said...

OK Anon, let me see if I've got your drift. Brodsky wants to build WP3. There is a lawsuit to stop him. And, according to you the money man behind the lawsuit is...Brodsky!

Now why didn't I think of that?

Oh, yeah, I remember why....IT'S STUPID!

Anonymous said...

Who said anything about BRODSKY being the money man behind the lawsuit. That is stupid. He want to make money not spend it. what dose me really care about woodbury.

Anonymous said...

Ok so what I have heard is the Judge will rule in favor of the article 78 and have the board start over.

Anonymous said...

Judge has to rule based on law, and no laws were broken... therefore, the lawsuit gang will be sent packing!

Anonymous said...

You better hope it gets tossed becuase you no longer have the votes to pass it!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Now that KJ will be a little busy tomorrow, will Ralphie Boy or Old Uncle Bill be directing traffic?

WHY OF COURSE...RALPH, LARKIN, ANKLE BITER AND FREINDS ARE ALL PART OF THE KJ WELCOME WAGON. MAYBE THEY WILL CONVINCE THE 10,000 OR SO HASIDS COMING HERE AND CLOGGING UP OUR ROADS THAT THEY SHOULD STAY HERE AND MOVE TO WOODBURY...HECK...IF ALL GOES TO PLAN THERE MAY BE A BUNCH OF LAND OFF DUNDERBERG ROAD FOR THEM TO INCOPORATE AND BUILD UGLY CONDOS AND APTS ON.

Anonymous said...

Hey what ever became of Conroy? Any truth she is working for Bill?

Anonymous said...

Swiller I hear you are running in the next election for the big chair! Do you think you can beat John?

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Anonymous said...

Oliver Mackson blogs about the scene outside of the synagogue


At 3:40 a.m., the descendants of the ancient priest were told to leave the synagogue and the body of Grand Rebbe Moses Teitelbaum was born aloft out of the back of a black Chevy Suburban through a black-hatted sea of the faithful.

They delivered him in his plain wooden coffin, carrying his remains into the synagogue where they prayed over him. But in the ancient tradition, the kohanim stood outside because tradition demands that those who trace their lineage back to the ancient high priest of Biblical times not stand in proximity to the dead.

"Show respect!" a mounted cop ordered as the crowd pushed and shoved and jockeyed for a position outside the suburban at the front of the funeral procession.

The mourners had come from as far away as the Satmar neighborhoods in Montreal, from Monsey and New Square and Lakewood, N.J., and Brooklyn.

It was a sad day, they said, because the rebbe was their last link to the Old World, the world in Europe before the Holocaust.

The rebbe's uncle, Joel Teitelbaum, founded the village and gave it his name. When he died in 1979, it was still only a village of barely over 150 families. Now there are 3,000 families here and a man named Joel, who lives in Monsey, says that when he and his friends visit Kiryas Joel, "We ask each other, you want to go to the city?"

He is a kohen, so he stood outside the synagogue this morning. He would walk to the cemetery behind the rebbe's coffin. Then he would return to the synagogue to recite the morning prayers.

By 4:40 a.m., the mourners were standing on the windowsills of the jam-packed synagogue to catch a glimpse of the coffin. Thousands of people spilled outside, pacing, puffing on cigarettes, talking on cell phones, the men separated from the women by rows upon rows of metal barriers laid out in the street in front of the synagogue.

The eulogies were half-chanted, half-wailed in Yiddish, pouring out of a loudspeaker in front of the synagogue to the up

Anonymous said...

Oliver is a damned good writer.

Anonymous said...

"MAYBE THEY WILL CONVINCE THE 10,000 OR SO HASIDS COMING HERE AND CLOGGING UP OUR ROADS THAT THEY SHOULD STAY HERE AND MOVE TO WOODBURY...HECK...IF ALL GOES TO PLAN THERE MAY BE A BUNCH OF LAND OFF DUNDERBERG ROAD FOR THEM TO INCOPORATE AND BUILD UGLY CONDOS AND APTS ON. "

i knew if i came here today i'd see bigotry

Anonymous said...

OK...how about this...if there were 10,000 prtotestants coming here and clogging up our roads, who wanted to annex portions of my town, overpopulate it without any regard to proper zoning or protecting any of our natural resources (i.e.water) i would still say the same thing...so you can take your stupid bigotry statement and stick it where the sun dont shine!

Anonymous said...

news flash- the judge has made the ruling bad news for

Uncle Betty said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

Today's Cornwall local has a most "favorable" article about Richard Randazzo that mentions his run for State Assembly,challenging Nancy Calhoun.

You know, it would be very interesting to have The town of Woodbury represented on the State level by an individual who admitted contributing money to sue the town of Woodbury over something that he claims will affect the Cornwall schools, but in acutality, does not! (This is the same lawsuit that is being brought by Ungerer/Seibold/Seyferth and assisted by Larkin's aide de campy,RALPH CARUSO!!!!! )

We have to start reading the Cornwall local everyone!!! Randazzo is taking money out of YOUR pockets!!!

Anonymous said...

I heard that Don Seibol was digging in the ground like the good ankle biter that he is, and lo and behold! He found some brains that were buried in the garden and he decided to use them since his own weren't usable. So when you next listen tto the ankle biter don't be surprised if he sounds like a chipmunk!

eak eak eak eak!!! Whine whine whine!!!

Anonymous said...

Poor Holly, for all her tough talk she really is a chicken.

She leaves town as soon as she thinks there is a threat in her neighborhood

She is going against the very town that she says she cares about

She is doing exactly as Ralph wants her to do, no matter what she claims. Is is out of a misguided sense of loyalty or is she being chicken again?