Friday, September 17, 2010

Welcome To Woodbury




Welcome To Woodbury

Please respect our local customs. Be polite. Drive carefully. Do not litter. Do not disrupt any weddings. Please do not set any homes or vehicles on fire. Do not involve our police officers in political disputes.

If you are shopping, please wait your turn and do not use the 10 items or fewer checkout if you have over thirty items.

If you are a registered voter here please attempt to vote only once and remember to use you own name.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

For once, I had a good chuckle over something Uncle Betty posted. Welcome to our Blog!

Uncle Betty said...

Thank you, I think.

Anonymous said...

It does have a ring of truth to it, but if WE put up a sign, we would just be prejudiced.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up. Woodbury is not putting up the sign! This is meant to be a statement.

Anonymous said...

How about adding, "If you would like to live here, we welcome you. We ask only that you observe our zoning laws and come to our Town or Village Board if you have any problems. Please do not even think of annexing any of our land, as we will fight you tooth and nail till the end. No secret land deals are allowed in Woodbury."

Anonymous said...

How about this on a sign:

Try to use the annexation issue as your platform all you want Ralph, we still know who you really are.

Anonymous said...

Ralph thinks that he is going to run for office again. That guy never gives up! and gusee what? he still is not qualified and still is a jack@ss!

Kieran Conroy said...

Cute Uncle B. This one might make it to my facebook. :P

Anonymous said...

WELCOME TO WOODBURY

You may enter only if you vow to leave any independent thought at the border. You must pledge to believe anything that is repeated often and you must believe anything that is printed in the mystery weekly newspaper that neither identifies the editor/publisher or the writers.
You must also believe anything that is posted anonymously...

Anonymous said...

The mystery weekly newspaper is no mystery. It clearly identifies the editor and publisher and many authors are identified or a source is listed. But, some people will believe anything--especially if it's written on such a credible site as this one.

Anonymous said...

the photo news does the same thing, and it's not a mystery. you people need a life.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS A CREDIBLE SITE????

Anonymous said...

tongue in cheek -- hello!

Anonymous said...

I believe everything on this credible site, because Uncle Betty and his friends would never lie!

Anonymous said...

This site sucks

Anonymous said...

amen
mazel tov
praise be to allah
what did i miss
who did i offend

Anonymous said...

it is amazing the there is a masthead all of a sudden in the weekly newspaper and, no, not all articles are identified as to who the author is.

It is a weekly newspaper that is pretending to be a weekly news source but it is even more biased than the extreme right wing Orange County Post. Just read the ranting of the "Editor".

It is ok to be a ultra right wing lunatic, but just own up to it!

Anonymous said...

Nor are they identified in any other local newspaper. Don't read it if it offends you and your left-wing commie friends. Or, read it and learn something. We could all just agree to disagree. That's what makes America great! Sorry, did I offend you?

Collins said...

Ralph thinks that he is going to run for office again. That guy never gives up! and gusee what? he still is not qualified and still is a jack@ss!