The Uncle has a modest suggestion.
On election day, when you show up at the polls, you'd get a card that says "I Showed Up."
You needn't actually vote, mind you.
You just have to get off your ass and go down there.
Then, anytime in the following year, when you're in a bar or at a party or wherever, and you bitch about the state of things, anyone there can ask to see your card.
If you have one, well and good.
But if you're flapping your lips but can't prove that you at least took the time to show up at the polls, the rest of us have the legal right to beat the crap out of you.
As I say, just a suggestion.
On election day, when you show up at the polls, you'd get a card that says "I Showed Up."
You needn't actually vote, mind you.
You just have to get off your ass and go down there.
Then, anytime in the following year, when you're in a bar or at a party or wherever, and you bitch about the state of things, anyone there can ask to see your card.
If you have one, well and good.
But if you're flapping your lips but can't prove that you at least took the time to show up at the polls, the rest of us have the legal right to beat the crap out of you.
As I say, just a suggestion.
4 comments:
Predictions:
Cuomo
Schumer
Gillibrand
Hall (by a squeeker)
Larkin
Donnery (by a squeeker)
Cuomo, Schumer, Gillibrand by double digits
Donovan for AG and Wilson for Comptroller by the thinest of margins
Calhoun by 3 points
Larkin by 8
Hayworth and Hall to absentee ballots.
How did Nancy get the Independence Party line?
Heard Palermo & KJ had to do with it.
Any update on the recount in the race?
Roxanne is still losing
Post a Comment