Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Show Him The Money


SWILLER ANNOUNCES THAT HE'S FOR SALE

The Pieman has announced that he is willing to sell out.

In fact, he says, he was always willing to sell out but no one has made any offers.

The asking price is $5,000,000 and if Szegedin, Caruso, Hirsch, Larkin or anyone else is willing to chip in to meet that figure he is prepared to retire completely from politics.

Cash only.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gee Mike A aka The Flipper is leaving town? Now I know why he changed his vote from Let The People decide to THE BIG YES for high density housing.

Anonymous said...

Where is he going??

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Gee Mike A aka The Flipper is leaving town? Now I know why he changed his vote from Let The People decide to THE BIG YES for high density housing."

11:48 PM, June 24, 2008


Can't you even follow the tiniest thread for even a minute you stupid ralphling????
I would give a million dollars for you to leave town and forever shut your yap!!!

Anonymous said...

Guess Swill needs the money to pay for his two residencies - one here and one in NYC

Anonymous said...

Actually, I sold my apartment in New York City.

Anonymous said...

Hey Don why don't you come up with the money to pay Swiller, you can get it from Ralph and Larkin!

Anonymous said...

Let's make it easy and sell the whole town!
EBay ?

Anonymous said...

I've always said that everyone has a price and that anyone can be bought. Why would the pieman cheapen himself? He fights tirelessly and actually has some good ideas.

Anonymous said...

Sell out or rake in the cash? They're two different things.

Anonymous said...

I figure this is a joke, but if someone offered me that much cash to quit working (on an unpaid job even) I'd take it in a heart beat. Why shouldn't he. He's not an elected official so it wouldn't even be illegal.

Anonymous said...

Mike A.. Hey does this mean he received MONEY for his vote???

Anonymous said...

If you think that anyone took money for there vote and you have proof you had better bring it to the proper authorities, otherwise shut your lying mouth.

I guess your jealous because Mike has a wonderful family and a great life.

Anonymous said...

You people already sold the whole town. That's why so many of you are leaving or already left!!!!!!!!! Come back to Woodbury in ten years and see the results of all those YES VOTES from the PRIOR town and planning boards. But who cares????? This is a nightmare, not a joke.

Anonymous said...

That sounded like a question Did Mike A. make money?
Someone is very touchy touchy

Anonymous said...

I spoke with Mike and he told me he got a mansion and a yacht.
Signed
Elmer J Fudd

Anonymous said...

If Mike A is leaving town, then why are those hateful people still harping on his vote? Perhaps revenge is their primary goal, not the benefit of Woodbury.

Anonymous said...

Attention all Woodbury idiots! Maybe if you all worked a little harder on your careers like Mike A instead of blogging all day on Uncle Betty you too can work your way up the corporate ladder like he did. I am sure all of you would turn down a promotion as well as a higher salary and stay here. Please all of you grow up unless you have some facts about the “payoff” get a life.

Anonymous said...

mike a is out hunting wabbits as we speak

Anonymous said...

These hateful people will just start bad mouthing anyone who had the courage to stand up to Ralph and his cronies, that's how they operate. Let's see who they will chose as their next target....

Anonymous said...

There once was a man named Ralph,
who was a little down in the mouth,
his plans were led astray,
and he didn't get his way,
And that's why he is "pouting Ralph"!