Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Creative Mind At Work


How does he keep coming up with those brilliant ideas?

Two years ago when Caruso and his Perversion Party ran against the Community Party in the first Village election he came up with that great slogan "Your Community Team."

Now that his funny animal friends are running against both the Community Party and the Common Sense Party they have a new slogan: "Common Sense Ideas."

With creativity like that, how can they lose?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

If there's a normal way to do something and a slimy way, Caruso will always do the slimy way.

Anonymous said...

Ralph is a scumbag, he's always been a scumbag. Anyone willing to run as Ralph's puppet is an idiot or a crook.
I have my problems with Stephanie and with Mike, but either one is a hundred times better than anyone connected to Ralph Caruso.

Anonymous said...

I'll add that Ralph is a proven liar, a bully, a manipulator, a crook. He would screw Woodbury into the ground with out a second thought if it helped him get his hands on power.

Anonymous said...

ME thinks uncle betty is a little "POT STIRER"!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Poster Number 2 should be DELETED very vulgar

Anonymous said...

scumbag |ˈskəmˌbag|
noun informal
a contemptible or objectionable person.


Does the truth hurt puppet?

Anonymous said...

It would offend me if they said about you It's vulgar

Anonymous said...

Don't drift away from the point, Ralph is clearly an UNDESIRABLE person, lacking in intelligence but with a alot of bullying power. That is NOT a good combo for Woodbury.

Ben Meyers is dangerous because he appears to be reasonable and that can fool some people. His choice of friends is very questionable. (Ralph, Don S. Fred and George, all not so bright)

What has Benny done for Woodbury? The answer: NOTHING! and now he wants to be mayor. Even though Stephanie is a bit wimpy, at least she is honest!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gee I'm sorry that I offended you by calling Ralph a scumbag.
But when it comes to vulgar bad words are nothing compared to bad acts. Ralph has been a detriment to Woodbury for years. He made life hell for the late Joan Caruso ( no relation) when she didn't bow to his wishes. He attacked and lied about every board member who wasn't his puppet.
He threatened people with the loss of their jobs (or their relatives jobs). He lied to the public everytime he opened his mouth.
They wrote about here how he refused to back Nancy Calhoun his own party's candidate because she sttod up to KJ. He refused to run a republican candidate for supervisor because he and John Burke are secret partners.
I was at the IBEW hall when he lied about the fire district. He refused to go to the Middletown Record's debate in the first village election because he doesn't think the public has a right to question him.
So I'm sorry that you find a word vulgar, but how about realizing that the word describes a man who is a lot more vulgar than any word.

Anonymous said...

If you are so offended, get off the blog site, this is woodbury we love scum and slim!

Anonymous said...

Common sense?

Anonymous said...

Look at the guy! his picture screams scumbag!

Anonymous said...

Maybe after Stephanie beats Queenan in the Village elections, she should run against him for his Town council seat, that would make big bad John very concerned.

Anonymous said...

Hey can anyone tell us if Ralph has any real friends? Who are they?

Anonymous said...

JOhn, Bo, Mike Q. Don, Charlie.. i think thats about it

Anonymous said...

John yes, Bo no, Mike no, Don yes, Charlie who knows. Add Randazzo.

Anonymous said...

To Caruso & Burke & Randazzo and all the rest of the clowns that are suing the Village to stop Legacy Ridge, and have in the past sued to stop WP3- you're wasting your time and the taxpayers money, cuz just look and see what the judges think...

MONTGOMERY — Negotiations between the town and two developers failed again recently, this time ending with Supervisor Mike Hayes signing a check from the town bank account for $561,790.

Paid to the law firm Jacobowitz and Gubits, which handled the case for both developers, the check covers attorneys fees for a lawsuit that began in 2004 over town zoning. In 2006 a judge found that the town adopted unconstitutional laws that eliminated affordable-housing zoning. The judge threw out two local laws and the comprehensive plan and awarded the developers attorneys fees. The check dated Jan. 26 includes more than $100,000 in interest accrued while the town appealed that ruling — twice — and lost both times.

Jacobowitz attorney John Capello said his firm worked with the town for years to come to a fair resolution. In recent negotiations, Capello said his clients could have waived the judgment fees if the town assured them the developments would be considered in good faith.

"The absolutely tragic part of this whole thing is that they gambled with the taxpayers' money and played politics, when they had years to settle this and sit down at the table," Capello said.

Town Board member JoAnn Jasiel felt the developers were looking for a shortcut and using the fees as leverage. "I don't think anybody deserves a shortcut," Jasiel said.

Hayes couldn't point to any one reason why negotiations failed. "We just couldn't come to an agreement," he said.

David Weinberg, principal of Crossroad Farms, said in a press release that his company has made many revisions to its plan but has been unable to appease the town. The proposal was before the Planning Board two weeks ago to face a new litany of questions and concerns.

Still, the developers plan to go ahead with the application. The firm is also filing paperwork to collect an additional $70,000 to $90,000 in fees incurred while fighting the town appeals.

The town will work on revising the comprehensive plan and local law that were thrown out by the judge's ruling, Jasiel said. Hayes said there is no definitive timeline or plan for how to change the laws

Anonymous said...

So?

Anonymous said...

yeah, so?? Article 78'ers in Woodbury won. Read the paperwork.

Anonymous said...

And exactly HOW did they win? The board voted again and the outcome was the same!

Anonymous said...

That was us voters fault. Let's not make the same mistake in the upcoming village elections. Please vote.

Anonymous said...

Did you forget Mike A flipped. Now he lives in Florida.

Anonymous said...

"That was us voters fault. Let's not make the same mistake in the upcoming village elections. Please vote."

You moron- you missed the WHOLE point of the article, and obviously didn't attend the Village Board meetings, or else you'd know what transpired. Jump back in your hole.

Anonymous said...

Hey Uncle Betty A.K.A. Jonathan Swiller, gee "Uncle" "Betty" ,a bit of an identity crisis, to say the least, you should get some help with that. You write alot of lies on this blog. Why don't you admit who you are! Everyone knows anyway, but I guess that's what makes it easy to write the lies. You hide behind a stupid name. That's a COWARD! How does it feel to be a COWARD! It must be terrible to know that if you admitted who you really are that know one would listen! How does it feel knowing that no one has any respect for you or for what you say,and thats why you try to hide your identity.Your afraid to admit who you are, because the truth hurts,though we all know you have alot of trouble telling the truth,that just another thing you should get help with! Now, the biggest thing you should get help with is your OBSESSION with Ralph Caruso. Since you seem to act so juvenile, lets compare what your doing to Ralph to what a schoolboy does when he has a crush, like when a boy likes someone he makes fun of the them because he doesn't know how to express himself. So, it's time to admit the truth, that you LIKE, ENVY, ADMIRE AND RESPECT Ralph Caruso! Come on, say it with me, you LIKE, ENVY, ADMIRE AND RESPECT Ralph Caruso! Now that must make you feel better! I mean that would explain why you are always writing about him. Now, to the people that read this blog,let's be real you can't possibly believe someone who set up and writes a blog bashing people and will not admit who they are. Especially when the blogger's profile says his occupation is enlightened sexpot, how could any smart person take that seriously. Also, let's look at some anonymous comments, that are only a few minutes apart, it's obvious that it's one person having a conversation with themselves pretending it's two. They may believe they are two people in one, but that's one more thing for him to get help with. Think about it people!

Anonymous said...

"You moron- you missed the WHOLE point of the article, and obviously didn't attend the Village Board meetings, or else you'd know what transpired. Jump back in your hole."

You missed the point A-hole. I'll try to use small words so that you can follow along. T h e w r o n g p e o p l e w e r e v o t e d in . In March, we need to vote the right people in that won't make Article 78 a necessity.

Anonymous said...

I am not uncle betty and I like, even love and certainly admire Ralph Caruso. Ralph has been my hero since the time that he helped to create the village of Woodbury! Now that we have the village, we do not have to worry about KJ taking over, we just enforce OUR zoning! and we don't have to worry about villages forming in Woodbury! So, why, do some of you out there really hate Ralph? Is it because he works hard for Woodbury and cares for us? We should be happy that we have someone like Ralph and Senator Larkin.

I love you Ralph!!! Please keep doing the right thing for us!!!!and would you come to my house? and play with my puppy? also I have a turtle! Thanks.

and as for you, you mean Uncle Betty, stop your hateful talk and think about the great things that Ralph does for us!

Anonymous said...

Not only is Swiller Uncle Betty, I'm pretty sure that he's also Ralph Caruso (I've never seen them at the same place at the same time).

And I agree that you should never, ever, ever believe anything by someone who won't tell you his real name (except for me).

Anonymous said...

"You missed the point A-hole. I'll try to use small words so that you can follow along. T h e w r o n g p e o p l e w e r e v o t e d in . In March, we need to vote the right people in that won't make Article 78 a necessity."

So who, in your warped little mind, are the RIGHT people? For your information, an Article 78 can be filed by anyone who feels wronged by a decision of any municipal board- Town, Village, Zoning, Planning, etc. Therefore it's a matter of opinion, and unless you think GOD is running for office, none of the candidates can stop an Article 78 from being filed. So, now who's the A-hole???

Anonymous said...

Me thinks Swiller is an A-hole and a big one!

Anonymous said...

That's right- you can't answer who the RIGHT candidates are, can you, know-it-all???

Anonymous said...

God is running for office under the guise of Ben Meyers

and he thinks that your language is offensive.

So, fon't offend Ben lest he smite you!!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy sh-t, the last poster made a spelling error and our english professor Swiller/Uncle (both idiots) didn't comment about it yet!

Anonymous said...

No the Uncle didn't comment on it but a definite idiot did! hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Good one Swiller, nice comeback, you piece of sh-t scumbag!