Saturday, January 31, 2009

An Explanation Of Diversions To Come

From time to time in the past I have strayed into commentary on politics of the non-regional variety.

Almost always, one or more of you has said: "Talk about Woodbury! Leave national politics off this blog!"

On the whole I expect that Woodbury (and Orange County) will be the main topic of conversation, but as almost anyone who wasn't born in this country will tell you, seeing American politics from the inside, after you've seen them from the outside, is a mesmerizing experience.

Couple that with months spent forty-five minutes from Washington, DC and the spell is even stronger.

Feel the damp and chilly breath of mortality on your cheek and the tendency to please yourself grows stronger as well.

So, on occasion I'll post what interests me even if it isn't about Ralph Caruso, Kiryas Joel or Eddie Diana.

And you will be free to a) complain, b) skip that entry or c) avoid your Uncle entirely. You might even choose to join in the discussion.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Hey "ZZZ" guy. You made the point that this web site bores you.
So why do you keep reading it?

Anonymous said...

To screw with you Swiller, fat idiot!

Anonymous said...

What the matter Swiller? cat got your tounge or is that you just can't stop stuffing your fat face long enough to write a reply, we know you're always watching this site, what else do you have to do with your life. idiot

Anonymous said...

Ever thought about moving down to Baltimore permanently Unk. We'd really miss you......Not!

Anonymous said...

Hey Uncle Betty A.K.A. Jonathan Swiller, gee "Uncle" "Betty" ,a bit of an identity crisis, to say the least, you should get some help with that. You write alot of lies on this blog. Why don't you admit who you are! Everyone knows anyway, but I guess that's what makes it easy to write the lies. You hide behind a stupid name. That's a COWARD! How does it feel to be a COWARD! It must be terrible to know that if you admitted who you really are that know one would listen! How does it feel knowing that no one has any respect for you or for what you say,and thats why you try to hide your identity.Your afraid to admit who you are, because the truth hurts,though we all know you have alot of trouble telling the truth,that just another thing you should get help with! Now, the biggest thing you should get help with is your OBSESSION with Ralph Caruso. Since you seem to act so juvenile, lets compare what your doing to Ralph to what a schoolboy does when he has a crush, like when a boy likes someone he makes fun of the them because he doesn't know how to express himself. So, it's time to admit the truth, that you LIKE, ENVY, ADMIRE AND RESPECT Ralph Caruso! Come on, say it with me, you LIKE, ENVY, ADMIRE AND RESPECT Ralph Caruso! Now that must make you feel better! I mean that would explain why you are always writing about him. Now, to the people that read this blog,let's be real you can't possibly believe someone who set up and writes a blog bashing people and will not admit who they are. Especially when the blogger's profile says his occupation is enlightened sexpot, how could any smart person take that seriously. Also, let's look at some anonymous comments, that are only a few minutes apart, it's obvious that it's one person having a conversation with themselves pretending it's two. They may believe they are two people in one, but that's one more thing for him to get help with. Think about it people!

Anonymous said...

To the last ANONYMOUS poster-Wow- how did YOU get so smart when all the rest of us are apparently so very dumb? I hope you're not afraid of heights because that pedestal that you've got yourself on just might come crumbling down! First of all, learn how to spell and use the English language correctly, and that may, just may, give you some credence. Secondly, you spout off about the Uncle coming clean with who he/she really is, and you yourself post as "anonymous"...a little of the pot calling the kettle black, don't you think??? And finally, who the hell cares who the Uncle really is- the site provides an outlet for all those who are frustrated with the bull@#$% and the politics in Woodbury. If you're so distressed by it, don't visit the damn site!

Anonymous said...

First of all there is nothing wrong with my spelling, so I recommend you buy a dictionary! I guess I hit a nerve with you, the truth hurts. This site is not an outlet for people who are frustrated, this site is Swiller's way to post lies and not take any accountability for it.So, it does matter who the Uncle is, when it is all lies that he is writing. The Uncle is a COWARD! Like I stated before if he revealed his true identity, then nobody would take anything he posted serious. Not one person has respect for the true person behind this blog and HE knows it, which is why he hides!

Anonymous said...

Swiller = Scumbag!

Anonymous said...

Ok- I'll point out a few things that obviously you don't understand. Here are a few examples: #1)in your sentence "It must be terrible to know that if you admitted who you really are that know one would listen!", the second time you use the word KNOW, it should be NO.#2)"How does it feel knowing that no one has any respect for you or for what you say,and thats why you try to hide your identity.", thats should be that's. #3)"Your afraid to admit who you are, because the truth hurts,though we all know you have alot of trouble telling the truth,that just another thing you should get help with!", well this sentence just goes on and on, and the word YOUR should be YOU'RE, and that should be that is, etc...

Just suffice it to say that YOU'RE a moron, and YOU'RE trying to act like YOU'RE so much better than the Uncle, when in fact, it appears you probably didn't even make it through sixth grade.

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess the fact that all you can do is tear apart the sentence structure of what I wrote, means that everything I wrote is true! You can't dispute anything I said, so you pick apart how a sentence was written. That's a joke, just like the Uncle and his blog!!!! HA!HA!HA!HA! The walls are coming crumbling down around you Uncle! It's feels so good to get the last laugh!

Anonymous said...

We can't dispute what you say? Are you an idiot? You haven't said anything.

You claim Swiller is Uncle Betty. Who knows and who cares?

You say that Uncle Betty is a coward for hiding behind a "stupid name" but you won't sign your own name. Are you kidding? I don't sign my own name, but I'm not calling others cowards, just hypocrites.

Swiller or Uncle Betty has a crush on Ralph? That is totally nuts.

Uncle Betty calls himself an "enlightened sexpot" so we can't take him seriously? So don't. By the way, it seems obvious that that's meant as a pun on the phrase "enlisghtened despot." But you might be too ignorant to see that.

So what worthwhile points have you put forward that we haven't disputed? I repeat, you haven't said anything.