Friday, July 28, 2006

A Blooming Idiot

Bart Bloom, the legal whiz who knew absolutely nothing about annexation when Caruso trotted him out to confuse people at the meetings at the Senior Center two years ago, is back.

Guess what?

He still doesn’t know anything!

He has sent out an email that tells us:
"The primary purpose for creating a village is to prevent or make it more difficult for an adjoining village to annex property in the Town and change the zoning."

Neat!

Totally wrong, yet neat.

Be confused, be very confused.

Forming a village does NOTHING to prevent annexation.

NOTHING

NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING!


FORMING A VILLAGE DOES NOT PREVENT ANNEXATION.

Are we clear on that?

You idiot!

As to making annexation more difficult - the general consensus among lots and lots of experts is that it either makes annexation easier or has no effect.

NO ONE SAYS IT MAKES ANNEXATION MORE DIFFICULT!

Well, no one but Bart Bloom, legal scholar extraordinaire and part time sock puppet.

What else has this fine legal mind got to say?

"A few of us have formed an organization called Citizens for the Preservation of Woodbury, the sole purpose of which is to pass the resolution in favor of creating the Village of Woodbury. "

Who, pray tell, are these "few of us?" Caruso? Donnelly? Baranowski? Reveille? Paris Hilton?

Whoever they are they are too modest to put their names in print.

There can’t be all that many of them, because Bloom is advertising for minions "to pass out literature next week explaining all the issues and responding to the disinformation being spread around town."

And what disinformation is being spread around town?

Bloom somehow forgets to mention any.

(Except of course for the stuff that he’s spreading himself.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this moron a Town resident? Where did Ralph find him? Will Swiller's group be putting out any kind of pamphlet? His people seem to do the research and give the facts, when unfortunately Ralph's group only releases their altered material in hopes of skewing the vote. Hopefully if Swiller's group puts the facts in print, then it will also be posted on this site. How about it Uncle?

Uncle Betty said...

How about it Swiller?

Anonymous said...

Barton W. Bloom
Firm: State of New York Senate Judiciary Committee
(CAN ANYONE SAY LARKIN AND RALPH CARUSO?)
Address: 225 Dolson Avenue
Suite 303
Middletown, NY 845-342-6300
845-343-0623

Also:
177 Highland Avenue
Middletown, NY 10940

Rated CV

Current Employment Position(s):

Counsel

Litigation Percentage:

10% of Practice Devoted to Litigation

Bar Admissions:

New York, 1989

Education:

Brooklyn Law School, Brooklyn, New York
Alfred University undergraduate

Birth Information: 1942

West Practice Categories:

Contracts, Employment Law -- Employee, Employment Law -- Employer, Labor Law, Probate & Estate Administration, Real Estate Law, Estate Planning, Trusts

(ANYONE SEE "ANNEXATION EXPERT" IN THERE?)

Barton W Bloom
2 Ironwood Dr
Highland Mills, NY 10930-2802
(845) 928-9389
Estimated market value: $326,641!!!!
Guess what his assessed value is? It just barely goes over $100,000!!!
(BOO HOO! HE IS ONLY GOING TO SELL $200,000 OVER HIS ASSESSED VALUE-AND HE HAS NOT BEEN PAYING HIS FAIR SHARE OF TAXES FOR YEARS!!!)

Do people really listen to this guy?
Want to know anything else about Bart Bloom?

Anonymous said...

Sure thing Unc.

Sorry that I couldn't get back to you sooner, but my computer went on the fritz yesterday and I just got it back in working order.

Actually, it was the wonderful, brilliant and fine people at the Computer Depot in Central Valley who got me functional again (unpaid ad, based on immense gratitude).

So, yes, OK, we will put together a fact sheet.