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Anonymous said...
"pray tell", that sounds pretty light in the loafers, if you know what I mean, your probably not married! to a woman, that is!
We believe that this may well be a cry of loneliness from our good friend Bob Donnelly.
It doesn't matter which side of the political divide one is on. When you see a neighbor so desperately searching for a soul-mate, you can't help but feel his pain.
So please join the Uncle's campaign to find Bob Donnelly love.
Surely there is some nice fellow out there looking for a short, reptilian, spheroid in Homer Simpson pants.
Bob has so many fine traits it is difficult to know where to start the list. Umm, give me a second...well, we can get back to that later.
In any case, if you know that special someone who might be right for Bob, perhaps someone just out of prison or on strong psychotropic medication, don't hesitate to let the little guy know.
Anonymous said...
"pray tell", that sounds pretty light in the loafers, if you know what I mean, your probably not married! to a woman, that is!
We believe that this may well be a cry of loneliness from our good friend Bob Donnelly.
It doesn't matter which side of the political divide one is on. When you see a neighbor so desperately searching for a soul-mate, you can't help but feel his pain.
So please join the Uncle's campaign to find Bob Donnelly love.
Surely there is some nice fellow out there looking for a short, reptilian, spheroid in Homer Simpson pants.
Bob has so many fine traits it is difficult to know where to start the list. Umm, give me a second...well, we can get back to that later.
In any case, if you know that special someone who might be right for Bob, perhaps someone just out of prison or on strong psychotropic medication, don't hesitate to let the little guy know.
Even Toads Need Love
27 comments:
Leave Donnelly alone. It's not his fault that he's a moron.
There's definitely something wrong with him. About two years ago my neighbor Bill Peterson, who's a sheriff's deputy, caught Donnelly trespassing outside my house.
Donnelly told Bill that he'd gotten lost. Since Donnelly lives less than a mile away from me he was either lying, drunk or losing his mind.
Bob Donnelly resembles Jabba the Hutt!
Maybe he was looking for his soul mate Swiller, maybe it's you! You guys are alot alike! ha, ha, ha
Most suitors start with flowers. The stalking stage comes later.
We really should take pity on Donnelly. It must be terribly lonely for him here on Earth, so far from his native planet.
Some expedition must have accidentally left behind its pet or maybe some lab experiment.
One of the Uncle's favorite Donnelly posts came back on May 20, 2006.
We reproduce it below, along with our commentary:
A Closer Look
"Anonymous said...
"Robert J. Donnelly says:
"never heard of the Monday law firm who can handle re-assessment filing 7 suit (if necessary). Donnelly read the flyer handed to him 5 minutes before he read it. Would like a poiece of the legal funds , but did not go to law school."
"About the black hair, it is naturally black and can show it even where the sun don't shine.
Guess Swiller would like to see that hair too."
"If you think Swiller can help you, then you need a head doctor, which he needs badly."
10:49 AM, May 20, 2006
The Uncle took a closer look at Mr. Donnelly’s comment at the post “Blood In The Water.”
There are a number of interesting things to see.
First, Honest Abe Donnelly apparently was going to post under his own name, but then changed that to Anonymous and changed the references to himself to third person, as though he were just a witness to Donnelly’s sterling character.
Aside from being somewhat dishonest, he did it so badly, leaving his own name as well as “Anonymous,” he shows what a moron he really is.
Add to that “Donnelly read the flyer handed to him 5 minutes before he read it." and we see a true idiot at the height of his powers.
And if he didn’t bring in the law firm, who the hell did? Ralphie?
Next he jokes that he’d like a piece of the legal funds. Ha, ha, ha, not!
$200 is a lot for people to pay to get a form filled out, but they are frightened and are vulnerable. To Donnelly, that’s a honey pot and a reason to make jokes. To his neighbors, it’s a desperate attempt to keep there homes affordable.
What a jokester!
Then comes: “Guess Swiller would like to see that hair too.” Donnelly, like Siebold, thinks that other men find him attractive. Once you get past the gag reflex, you might want to ask yourself what that’s about.
And finally: “If you think Swiller can help you, then you need a head doctor, which he needs badly.” As one poster already pointed out, the idea of volunteering to help your neighbors when you could be ripping them off seems crazy to Bob.
What a failure of a human being.
Bob Donnelly is not to be pitied. He has chosen to be a nasty human being (term used loosely) and needs to be watched, very carefully. He would sooner step on a baby than step around it, if he thought it would get him something. Sometimes you can just tell a person is evil by simply observing them, or if you dare, by looking into their eyes.
TRUE EVIL HAS A FACE YOU KNOW
AND A VOICE YOU TRUST
-Anonymous
I guess his action at hte last village meeting hit home huh Unk/Swill?? That the reason for the character assassination. Isn't this the act that you are your fellow blogger are against??
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At the last village board meeting Donnelly claimed that Swiller lived in a bungaloe.
The most fun part was when Swiller got up and said that he was responding to Donnelly's comments. Donnelly started to shriek like a girl "No names, no names, he used my name!!"
It was really bizarre.
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After reading about Donnelly's "attempts" to help his fellow Timber Ridgers with their assessment problems--to his benefit--, one certainly would not find it out of the realm of possibility that he helped with the lying flier.
1) He is a member of the Democratic/Republicrat Committee--was even Chair at one point. This group appears to subscribe to the belief that anything is acceptable to get your
"Democratic majority" elected. Lying, cheating, whatever, does not matter as long as your side wins.
2) Proof-- Since Donnelly lives in Timber Ridge, why wasn't he upset about the lying flier? Guess politics is stronger than the truth.
3) Perhaps he actually believes what his party put out. If so, how sad that such a person gets to chose the candidates his party runs and which lessens the quality of the candidate pool.
Nobody from the Democratic Committee has had the integrity or honesty to admit that they put out a lying flier that tainted the election. Members of my family are Democrats and are disgusted. But we can't even switch parties, because the Republicans under Caruso are no better. And the Conservatives in Woodbury have been compromised when they endorsed Burke and Haviland. Washington had Watergate and we have Republicrat flier gate.
Why is Swiller's house Donnelley's business?
It sounds like Donnelley is obcessed with Swiller.
The guy is a sicko!
As far as the flyer, since it was written at a grade school level, it would not take a giant mental leap to think that Donnelly wrote it; it is his style.
As far as the thing with Swiller's house, it is the same tactic that Ralph and the republocrats use all the time, hit someone where it really hurts, and it hurts to have your home threatened. Lets hope the village board has the balls to stand up to that piece of filth, Bob Donnelly!!! His behavior at the village board meeting was shocking!
I hope that the Village Board has the
smarts to keep a close eye on the finances, so that what has happened in the town, and is happening under the noses of the town board, doesn't happen to the village. Now I wonder if all of the Uncle's nieces and nephews can figure out what, or who, is the common denominator....
What are you talking about?
Oh please, are you now insinuating that Desiree steals too? Grow up. If you have something worthwhile to say, and the proof to back it up, then just say it.
Are you saying that Swiller and Donnelly are item, makes alot of sense, you know there is a fine line between love and hate!
All this talk about poor Swiller and Bob D. We know Bob is a toad, and that is being kind! but I liked it much better when Swiller was referred to as, a DICK on a regular basis. Now that, is funny!
Who said anything about Desiree stealing? Perhaps someone protests just a little too much....
As far as proof, just an examination of the books will prove or disprove any wrongdoing. Maybe the village board should take a close look. Maybe they should be doing that anyway.
Well then the Town Board should too??? Sounds like YOU know a little more than what you're so innocently implying???
Both boards should be keeping an eye on the finances as a routine. Just like you keep an eye on your checkbook. What's the big deal? Why is Desiree getting so defensive?
What's with checking the finance books?
We should be checking the finances! That's OUR money, our tax dollars!
Swiller is a dick, he can't help it!
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