Prioritize

Ralph's attention was a bit diverted during the recent village election.

As attentive nieces and nephews will recall, Ralph set up THE CHAIRMAN'S CORNER in order to keep us all abreast of the pressing issues facing Woodbury.

http://www.preservewoodbury.org/ChCo.htm

He began with the "first in a series of Commentaries I will present as the Chairman of the Citizens for the Preservation of Woodbury for our community. They will cover a variety of subjects in no particular order, but will include Village, Town, County, State and Federal government matters."

From January 1st 'til now this appears to be a series of one.

And the only topic Ralph found noteworthy was the Pieman's living arrangements.

Hmmm.

Is Ralphie hoping for an invite?

And, the main (pretty much only) topic on the Perversionists home page is...guess who?

http://www.preservewoodbury.org/index.htm

We begin to think Ralph has a crush on the Pieman.

And now, as the flyer reproduced up above shows, Ralph has asked us all to join in.

He has invited us to the Planning Board's public hearing tonight (Wednesday, April Fool's Day appropriately) at 7:30 at Town Hall. The subject is, yet again, the Pieman's home.

Do try to come. Bring snacks. For shut-ins, the festivities will be on cable channel 22.

In case any of you have questions about any of this, Ralph has kindly included his number. Feel free to call.

Oh Ralphie, Ralphie, Ralphie. Did you ever consider sending flowers?