Thursday, November 02, 2006

Ralph: The Man, The Mayor, The Saint

Vote for the HONEST, ETHICAL, TRUTH-TELLING, GOOD, KIND, MERCIFUL, ALL-WISE,EVER-FAITHFUL, HANDSOME, WELL-DRESSED, ANTI-COMMUNIST, FREEDOM-LOVING, SUPER-POWERED, BABY-KISSING, TELEPATHIC, TIME-TRAVELING, NEVER-EXAGGERATING, ALWAYS-FORGIVING, OPEN-MINDED, SUPERIOR-BEYOND-HUMAN-COMPREHENSION, MANLY, VIRILE AND STUDLY, HYPER-VIGILENT, GOOD-TO-THEIR-MOMS, GODLIKE and MODEST Team.

The Preservation team never stoops to lies, fibs or exaggeration and no member of the team or any relative of the team or any friend of a neighbor of a relative of any member of the team has ever done any of that, ever, never, never, ever, ever. Never.

The Preservation team will not resort to name calling, unlike that evil, disgusting, terrible, terrible, pro-terrorist, gay-marriage, anti-baby, flag-burning, communistic Community Party that gets its orders straight from the Kremlin and not only wants to build apartment buildings in all our parks but wants to dissolve the village and the town and the entire state of New York and turn it into a radioactive waste dump and hippie commune.

We are for truth and good things and they want to let rapists out of prison.

So go out and vote for us.

Vote repeatedly ( we’ll tell you how - call 928-2059 and ask for Mayor Caruso).

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have been told that there is a second page to the phony KJ letter.

The second page does not sound as if it came from Caruso.

I am convinced that it did not come from the Community Party either.

That leaves the question, who put it out?

Whoever did is trying to screw with our election.

I urge voters to avoid any suppositions based on the letter without more information about it.

If anyone received this letter or knows any more about it, please contact me at 928-9273 (email info@nyocean.org) or call Chris McKenna at the Record or the Woodbury Police Department.

Anonymous said...

Please post both pages of the letter for all of us to make our own conclusion !!

Anonymous said...

Will the real Jonathan Swiller please stand up? Why would anyone contact you Jonathan Swiller about the phony KJ letter? I know why! YOU wrote the phony letter! You are the one screwing with this election, just like you screw with every election! Stop playing mind games! You are not slick! You are just a slippery snake in the grass! Watch where you slither, because the game is on!!!!

Anonymous said...

what makes me sick was when i pulled up to the senior center I was cornered by carol m. and that fat bastard seabold. out front they were hassling evryone they could. and in the back lot dancing hank doing the same. pretty crappy if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

The desperation they're showing has gotta make you laugh...first the dissing the forum, then the closed-door debate debacle and now chasing people down in the parking lots! Don't they have lives???

Anonymous said...

WHAT MAKES US ALL LAUGH IS THIS BATTLE IS OVER AND YOU LYING SACKS OF .... ARE SEEING WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE BIG BIG TURNOUT... TALK TO YOU AFTER NINE, IF YOU HAVEN'T BLOWN BRAINS OUT....

Anonymous said...

SORRY SHOULD READ YOUR BRAINS OUT

Anonymous said...

SORRY SHOULD READ YOUR BRAINS OUT

Thank you SO much for gracefully apologizing for an error in your artful collection of insults and implications that you would drive people here to commit suicide.

It touched me in a very, warm special way. The kind that one generally responds to with a restraining order.

Anonymous said...

He who laughs last, laughs best!

Anonymous said...

So far I haven't been able to find one person who has actually seen the letter. I've spoken to two who have seen faxes of it.

Was it ever distributed?

Does it really exist?

Is this an elaborate hoax by Szegedin to mess with our election?

The best advice is to refuse to allow this letter (if there is one) to have any influence over your vote.

Anonymous said...

To the sick Preservation person who tore into Swiller for acually saying that he believes that neither their party or the Community Party put out the KJ flyer--- you even criticize a person who says he beleives you are not responsible. It just shows what a little insider group you are. You seem to believe that anyone not part of your group is no good or not too smart because they fall for what you do. Swiller put his name on his post and said he did not beleive you did it---and you mock him. How very sad that you are so angry, mean and short sighted. Hope people notice and realize that anyone who is not an insider in your group is subject to such treatment.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Jonathan, for sticking up for what Ocean claims to stand for (despite assumptions otherwise), and having the decency to state that neither party may be involved in that KJ letter.

"The best advice is to refuse to allow this letter (if there is one) to have any influence over your vote."

Your advice is excellent, no matter what side one is on.

Lets not let fear and confusion decide Woodbury's future tonight.

Anonymous said...

The people of Woodbury should thank their luck stars that they have someone as honest and courageous as Jonathan Swiller.
Everything Swiller says or does is out in the open and he signs his name, which is more than can be said by his detractors.
I suspect that those weasels who attack Jonathan are actually intimidated by his intellect and willingness to speak up when he sees corruption.
Swillerphobes of Woodbury, crawl back into your stinking holes!

Anonymous said...

shut up already!! Let The people speak!! Results will be in soon!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

As I write this, the polls have or are about to close. The count will be made. A winner will be declared. The post election process will commence. Will it be one of cooperation? Will be one of checks and balances? Or will it be one of continuing animosity between two factions within this commutity that have contrary ideologies on what is right for Woodbury. Hopefully not the last.

Whatever the outcome, it is time to consolidate our hopes and goals. It is time to stop the bickering. It is time to heal and have the local governments) to once again serve the people and not just those sitting in seats of power within their little world.

I hope that the people of Woodbury came out to voice their opinion at the polls and not just a select few that fueled this melodrama in the first place for the last three years.

May God, in any form or belief, be with us all.

Curious George

Anonymous said...

oh shut up, doofus

Anonymous said...

caruso with strong lead

weeks & sutz in dead heat for second

Anonymous said...

is that last post above credible??

Anonymous said...

didn't know that the photo news knew about this blog??

Anonymous said...

CARUSO,

PLEASE GO AWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

the community party won hands down

Anonymous said...

Ralphie boy, at least you beat sutz and the pizza guy!!!!!

NOW GO AWAY

Anonymous said...

The numbers are in:

Stephanie Weeks 883
Neil Crouse 1163
Mike Kling 1154
Pat Kinney 1129
Joann Stabile 1053

Ralph Carusofied 646
Adrienne Burke Fuchs 703
Ben Meyers 685
George Pederson 727
Bill Mulloly 729

David Sutz 306
Anthony Cirigiliano 102

The voters have spoken. Congrats COMMUNITY PARTY - YOUR ENTIRE SLATE HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO LEAD OUR NEW VILLAGE OF WOODBURY

Anonymous said...

maybe Ralphi, Carol & her whipped husband - bill, Don Siebold and John Burke and Family will finally crawl under the rock that they belong. Ralph do yourself a favor and move. how can you walk down the street after being the loser that you are. how many elections is this you tried to run for. what a mistake the "preservation" party made. putting up ralph was like putting a gun to your head. when are you losers, yes losers going to get it. your antiquated days are over. let progress reign. why don't you people try getting a life. go out and get a girlfriend or bang your wives. do something constructive because your a fighting an endless oneway battle and you are the LOSERS. See ya LOSERS, Yippee you are the LOSERS.

Anonymous said...

boy or boy is john burke in trouble now. he not only has four enemies on the town board. he now lost all power to five more people. ha ha ha so much for ralph and john burke running things. there is now 9 people who all th ink alike. poor john, no daughter to back him up. why don't you just resign now. ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

People of Woodbury,

My work here is done, but yours has just begun. You will have a long battle to protect your new village from overdevelopment and attack from both inside and outside, but I feel that tonight demonstrates that you are up to the challenge. Remember, your greatest liability will always be your own apathy. Stay involved, stay focused, and don't forget the lessons learned today.

Start a committee to interface with Kiryas Joel and your KJ sympathizing residents. They aren't going anywhere and the best thing that you can do is to learn as much as you can from each other and to be on as good terms as is possible.

Watch the watchers. Watch Caruso, he's not done yet, I guarantee it. Moreover, watch Weeks and her crew along with Burke and the old gang, they hold the power of life and death over Woodbury. Also, don't vote for Larkin again, he's helping fund your ambitious neighbors.

My friends, blog. Just blog.

Remember, ideas never die, but they can be forgotten.

~Mr. O

Anonymous said...

To all those who worked so tirelessly to see this thing through...WE DID IT!! Let us all be vigilant in making sure this infant we now call a Village is nurtured into a strong, COMMUNITY- based municipality that we can all be 100% proud to call our home! It's been grand working with all of you, and good luck to Mayor Berean-Weeks (you go GIRL), and Trustees Crouse, Kling, Kinney and Stabile! We'll be rooting for you!

Anonymous said...

To the team that kept their campaign truthful, clean and most of all honest.

CONGRATAULATIONS!!
Mayor Stephanie Berean-Weeks 883
Trustee Neil Crouse 1163
Trustee Patrick Kinney 1129
Trustee Michael Kling 1154
Trustee Joann Stabile 1053

To the Community Party members and supporters: Thank you for your spirit and efforts in keeping the Village of Woodbury residents always in front and taking the high road.

Good night to all, sleep soundly for the nightmares should cease to exist.

Jim Booth said...

Once again, the citizens of Woodbury have come through and saved their commUNITY...i am so proud to call myself a citizen of this great village.

Thanks Woodbury!!!

Anonymous said...

HERE COMES THE FRIENDLY ANNexation!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Donnie Boy, who's laughing last now ballbag?

Anonymous said...

to "Here comes the friendly annexation"- look at your track record... you've been WRONG about everything else, you may as well be WRONG once again...loser!

Anonymous said...

Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

And with PERSEVERANCE, KNOWLEDGE, and INTELLIGENT DEMEANOR, the CommUNITY slate will move forward on the right path!

Anonymous said...

AMEN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ralph, please understand, they could ran a hampster against you and you would have lost!! Do us all a favor and stay in your little cubical in New Windsor, don't go away mad, just go away!!