Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Love Letters In The Sand

Let's open up the Uncle's mailbag and see what there is to repond to.

"ub you like the idea of requests?"

Sure, why not. Some folks request a picture, some request that I stick it where the sun don't shine. To quote any number of ex-convicts: It's all good.

"Why dose it matter how long the supervisors term is or who the supervisor is since we have a new higher government with this new village board?? Did they talk about this extension before the village created or when it was talked about being created? "

Highway Super matters because, until the village decides to pull the plug, the town highway dept will take care of the roads. As to Town Supervisor, the town board will have a job to do, even though the village can choose to overrule them on most issues if it wants to. The subject came up before the vote on the village.

"lets see the written documentation where Ralph said it would prevent annexation!"

Bart Bloom, the lawyer whom Caruso brought to his phony forums, specifically claimed a village would prevent annexation. Ralph was cannier, the first annexation kit created the impression that the village would prevent annexation and surrounded it by weasel words so if he was challenged (like now) he had deniability (like now). Bottom line is he printed (I quote from memory - feel free to post the exact words):
"Can a village annex land from another village simply by asking for it? No." This was followed by those weasel words. If Ralph really wanted people to understand the issues he would have said the truth "annexing land from a village is exactly the same procedure as annexing land from a town."

"All of you need to grow up! You are a bunch of preschoolers with the pictures! you are all obsessed with Ralph! You all wish you good be him! You admire him! Just admit it! Thats the only reason you keep it up with these stupid pictures! Also, you know Ralph looks good no matter what suit he has on and that bothers you! Get over "

OK, I admit it.

"I heard a rumor that Geri Gianzaro is moving out of town soon and resigning from the town board! I think thats the best move she can make!"

How interesting. I myself heard a rumor that you are a bedwetter, sleep with your mom and eat dog feces.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Unk,

The bedwetter sounds like your kind of people. Snatch him/her/it(probably preferrable due to your apparent bi-condition) and get hitched up and live rumorly everafter.