Friday, November 11, 2005

Absent Fiends

OK, the Uncle had an excuse - 900 miles is a hell of a commute - but why were such Town Board Meeting regulars as Bo, Henry(Hank), Bubbles and Ralphie nowhere to be seen. OK, truth time, Bubbles is here with me. But what about the others?

Oh My God - what if they've lost the will to whine?

Thank God John was there, along with that stalwart rump roast Mullooly, and, emerging from his vault for the first time in decades, Bob Donnelly.

Bob wanted to know how the town justified the expense of an animal control officer. Move over Chief, looks like Donna's head is going on the block too.

Others present (the Uncle doesn't have to be told, he just knows these things) were Swiller, who seemed somehow confused that someone actually mailed out an unsigned flyer filled with lies (you poor innocent boy), not one but a pair of Crouses, Mindy At Work and Pat Conroy who, we are told, is looking forward to having a wife again.

George was AWOL and Queenan was late (without a note). And a special guest star showed up, too late for the meeting, but just in time to sign autographs - Erroneous himself.

Interestingly, Sheila looked a hell of a lot younger, calmer and less cranky.

All in all a boring time was had by all. Come back whiners, we need you!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe Bob Donnelly should be wondering how the Democratic committee justifies having HIM as their chairman!

Anonymous said...

Hey UB- I've noticed Moronowitz posting so many "Larkin" items on his blog, do you think that maybe he is going to try to step over Ralph and try to fill old Bill's shoes? After all, it was Mike himself who posted on his site earlier this year that he could run for ANY position and win! Ha, Ha, Ha!! Poor delusional boy!