Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A Case Study

A display of presumption, of an unbounded sense of entitlement, of total freedom from self-doubt and of the certainty of one’s stainless morality can be a real pisser, ya know? Here is a textbook level example:

"bottom line said...
the swiller crew lost a big one on tuesday. the power is shifting to the forces of good. against greedy developers. against intimidation of our town. against fear. against bigotry.

thank you voters of woodbury, for returning my faith in our desire for what's moral and right.

goodbye "uncle" sheila

please return channel 12's phone calls HAHAHAHAHA!"


Winning is insufficient. It does not begin to fill the near infinite void within such a one as this. And so, in need of more, she (or he, it might not be Darleen - but that’s what comes to the Uncle’s mind) must attempt to convince us of her moral superiority (which she then demonstrates by laughing at the loser).

Ah, it warms the Uncle’s heart. As long as such blighted souls as this rove the Earth, there will always be a muse for these entries.

The battle for that which is moral and right is so very important, that it easily justifies the telling of any number of lies and the employment of each and every dirty trick at hand. Yes, John?

I am curious how it is that on Tuesday night you celebrated not only your own great victory, but also that of Ms. Reveille. How strong is your faith in those 101 absentee ballots? Currently Mickey Q has a 45 point lead. And so Bubbles must pick up 46 more votes than Queenan does. For instance, if Queenan gets just 20, the Valkyrie needs 66.

And you are so certain of her pulling it off that you have already announced that when you take control you will fire Chief Kwiatkowski.

I suggest that this is a mistake. The Chief is not only well liked, but he maintained one of the most professional and capable PD’s in the county.

But, when have you ever heeded my advice? I suggested that you hold your tongue at town meetings, was my counsel taken? I suggested that you cut back on the lies, did you? I suggested that you sell your house and leave town, but did you listen?

So, I hold out little hope that you are open to my suggestions.


By the way John. If you are in the mood for irony: Bo did so well despite the fact that you hid him in the garage while you waltzed the night away with Henry (Hank) that if you had actually danced with the one that brought you, Bo probably would have won and you would now have a majority in hand, rather than your pecker. Just a thought.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me tell you UB Mike Q and Gerri G are very happy I have heard that Conroy is gone. This is what they wanted to make her the fall guy by going to the vote before the election. They knew this would get her off the board forever! Do not forget Mike Q and John B have worked in the past on the Village and Mike A sent out a mailer to vote for Mike Q. With Conroy out of the picture everyone will get along this is a good thing for the town that she is gone. They even got SOCa's blessing on this to get her out! Watch and you will see great things for the town because the board will be as one with out Conroy!

Uncle Betty said...

I see, how very interesting.

One question though: What color is the sky on your planet?

Anonymous said...

The mega egos of Mike A, John B and Ralph will soon collide, and when they do, unfortunately, the collateral damage will be that Woodbury will become insolvent under the weight of MASSIVE lawsuits filed by KJ and the developers. But, perhaps since the gang is so good at producing paper, they can have Carol Mulooly print some counterfeit $$ to pay our bills!

Anonymous said...

Burke go after Kwiatkowski??? Ya right! That'll be the day!

Anonymous said...

All bickering aside, can we all stop for one minute and at least say a prayer for Colleen Pearce from Jay's? She's been good to our Town in more ways than anyone truly knows, and she's very ill right now. Please??

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with her?

Anonymous said...

I've been told she's hospitalized with pneumonia that isn't responding to antibiotics. Word is that she's been transferred to a different hospital, and is in ICU. No visitors, so please say a prayer for her.

Anonymous said...

our best to the lady from jay's

we do find it interesting that swiller calls out kj for their fliers but he's been running around woodbury putting "NOT" signs next to caruso & hank's signs

we guess when it comes to self-justification, we're all geniuses

Anonymous said...

Dear Hyprocrisy Police
My group puts up signs with our name on them that make a comment. You, Kalman Witriol, brother of Moses Witriol who is the head of kj's Department of Public Safety, hire homeless people (did you actually ever pay them?) to put out fliers that claim to be from the KJA and SOCA and aren't, send mail that claims to be from David Dixler, but isn't and make phone calls claiming to be from the Democrats but aren't.
Gee, I see your point and I'm just so ashamed.
By the way. Take a flying leap you moron.
Jonathan

Anonymous said...

hey hey hey

goodbye!

Anonymous said...

Committed to protecting the diversity of Southern Orange County, New York

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Yes, Kalman, it isn't hard to find where I live.
You see, I am not hiding, certainly not from a short, pimply boy who wet himself talking to the female MTA cop.

Anonymous said...

jonathan darling,

dont antagonize THEM

they're out to take over just like it says in the protocols of the elders and mein kamph

i fear roxanne is next after me

and all she wanted was their drinking water

what kind of people are these, wanting a place to live and water to drink??

we must stop them, before they take over THE WORLD

call me, i'm at brodsky's.

he's explaining the concept of democracy to me

seems woodbury citizens dont like to be gagged at public town hall meetings

funny, this democracy thing. everybody wants their piece of it

Anonymous said...

WHO WANTS TO SPEAK?

STATE YOUR NAME!

YOU! ACHTUNG! SPEAK!

Anonymous said...

Kalman, why do you gravitate to the Nazi's. Is there some strange part of you that wishes to be one?
Yes, you are the failure of the family. but you should not always listen to your brother. Maybe if you were your own man (OK, I exagerate, own boy) you would feel better.

Anonymous said...

good job swiller, start stirring the pot!