The Uncle goes off for a few days and leaves the elves with the keys to the blog. And this is what gets posted? One paragraph with a weather joke?!?
Also, now the Uncle finds that there is a running feud with one of Szegedin's shills. The Uncle doesn't like arguments. The Uncle is a calm and easy going sort. The Uncle likes to sit and hum and sip pina coladas (remember that next Spring when the Uncle's b'day rolls around).
The largest and roundest of the elves did leave one interesting thing in the laundry hamper before he was kicked out of the rec room. It is a paragraph from SOCA At The Movies next Penny Saver:
SaveMonroe handed the town back to Sandy Leonard and then congratulated themselves. The single most important point is that if SaveMonroe had gotten every single non-Satmar vote that went to the Democrats they still would have lost to Sandy Leonard 3560 to 3614. Without the Democrats in the race, SaveMonroe would have lost anyway. Without SaveMonroe in the race, the Democrats would have won.
More soon but first I have to throw out all these pizza boxes and coke cans. Like it would kill some people to walk to the garbage bin.
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Any truth to the rumor that the Town of Monroe will change its name to the Town of Kiryas Joel?
The Monroe Town Board would probably support the idea and it would do a good job of blurring the lines between the Village of KJ and Town of KJ.
Dear Uncle:
The following is one of the persons who will turn into the "SaveMonroe" of Woodbury, i.e. the group that will hurt the town and the neighboring communities as mentioned in the socawatch comment in this thread.
Little Miss Mullooly
is a big fooly
she likes to spread many a rumor,
This walking rump roast
literally likes to boast
that she really is of good humor!
Little miss carol
is full of peril
in her own pedantic way,
"ignorance is bliss"
says our little miss
but her ignorance is dangerous to say!
She thinks it's cool
to be an on-camera fool
to wag her tongue about,
but she doesn't know
that as she goes to and fro
that people laugh and shout!
What happened to UB??
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