Name: Ralph Caruso
Age: Don't ask
Distinguishing features: There's that comb-over
Last seen: Filing complaints and screaming bloody murder over imagined unfair election practices after his loss in the VILLAGE election in 2006.
Totally unseen doing anything similar after proven lies by John Burke, that cost Caruso's Republican slate the Town election 2 weeks ago.
Is Ralph a changed man, willing to forgive the bad acts of his "opponents"?
Or is he a lying, cheating weasel who colluded with John Burke to steal the election from his own party's candidates?
Gee, that's a hard one.
33 comments:
Certainly acts like a child. A spoiled, rotten, deviant little child.
Have you seen our Village idiot?
Wow, this whole thing is really starting to make sense. Lets see if I can connect the dots.
Dot One-Ralph and the Dems form an alliance way back when to get John Burke elected. First step, don't endorse Sheila, and second step, plaster the Town with the lie-filled, unsigned garbage flier. John wins, therefore Ralph wins.
Dot Two- Ralph and his cult move to create the Kingdom of Caruso by sparking fear in the residents about KJ, and reveal that the only way to stop the madness is to create a Village. More worthless paper is mass produced, meetings held, and a lawsuit later, the Village is born.
Dot Three-Ralph believes he is close to his coronation, for becoming Mayor is just beyond his grasp. Then, out of nowhere, an ad appears in the THR just before the Village elections last November, denouncing Ralph Caruso and stating that residents should not vote for him. People listen, and Ralph loses, big time. Forgetting all the propaganda that he, Burke,Seibold and the rest of the Preservationists previously distributed, Ralph cries "FOUL" and brings his argument all the way to Albany, but is rejected.
Dot Four- Bitter over losing once again (the 4th time for a public office), Ralph and the Dems hatch the plan to target the Timber Ridge voters. Afterall, they were easy pickings. Financially devastated by Roland Tiffany, all Ralph and John had to do was point their crooked little fingers in the direction of Lorraine and Mike by creating the Coward's Flier of Lies, and appropriately enough, they chose their favorite color for it, YELLOW. Lo & behold, John, Bo & Carlton are actually elected- and Ralph has his sweet revenge by using a flier full of lies.
There's just one thing Ralph hasn't counted on, and has absolutely no belief in, and that my friends is the power of TRUTH and HONESTY.
By the way, that's a color photo of Ralph. That's how he really looks
Gee Unk,
You certainly do have your tits in a wringer. This is a shot out of left field. You really must be feeling frustrated. The officials numbers are in. Your buds lost and all the talk about stealing the election will have to wait when the official district numbers are made public and PROPERLY put into perspective...not the fuzzy math Johnny does.
Oh my Lord, you're absolutely right, little Ralphling.
This is all a hallucination and your Uncle is nuts, as are the Pieman, and all the other people who showed up at the last two board meetings, the people of Timber Ridge, the Times Herald Record, and most of the rest of us. Thanks God you, John and Ralph are in touch with reality.
Who the hell cares about the official #'s? I have accepted that John, Bo & Carlton OFFICIALLY stole the election with their lies. But they will have to accept that there are always consequences in life, and no one is going to let this rest. Kind of like that nagging toothache that seems to bother you at the most inappropriate and unwanted times. Yes little Ralphing, I plan to be the proverbial thorn in their butts each and every opportunity I get. Perhaps then you, they and their little gophers will think twice before choosing to deceive the public again, it doubtful, but perhaps!
For the one that has "accepted"...You have officially drank the kool aid and are now a bonafide cult member. Now bow to the east, west, or whatever the shadow of Swiller is casting and give reverence and homage to him. Yuch!
and don't forget, Swiller is a DICK!
Swiller really pisses you guys off. I guess that means you know people are listening to him and that scares the shit out of you rats.
what i think is that those dumb a-holes ought to have learned by now that every time they take on Swiller they get their butts handed to them, but if they were able to learn anything they wouldn't be dumb a-holes.
So wait- you think the Three Stooges won by running a clean, above board race? You're dumber than you protray yourself to be!
panic panic panic
yes the time has come swiller has been put out of the Save MOnroe loop , Joe Fergerson ,
Dumped him and now he knows woodbury is got him in their cross hairs ... right?
It all depends whose ox is being gored
Talk all you want about Swiller to deflect from your cronies wrongdoings. No one buys your load of lying crap, nor do we care.
You guys are dicks!
hmm, meant to be ironic but might have just been confusing... what I get for posting while sick, heh.
John and his slate promised to usher in a "spirit of critique." Apparently they decided the best way to challenge Bo's "enemies of democracy" was by, well, running a truly dirty campaign and getting caught at it.
Go figure.
Can't wait for the 26th when the Dems start tripping over one another in their feeble attempt to justify their actions. It oughta be good. Hope my dear friend Ralph shows up to admonish his counterparts.
November 22, a sad day in american history, (JFK) But today is thanksgiving, Hoping that all will have a safe and happy holiday!
Holiday or not:
Hic incepit pestis
What plague?
Hic incipit rememdium
Makes sense.
and where's nanci binder in all this? no one has seen her in months. i think swiller made up his alliance with her so he wouldn't have to take all the heat. and as for ralph and his ralphlings, i think you guys are grasping at straws. dot one--what were the lies? dot two--what village lawsuit that ralph headed? dot three--ralph went to albany?? where do you get your info? dot four--nowhere do i see ralph's name associated with the flier. again, where do you get your info? this isn't a woodbury blog; it a ralph-bashing blog. immature people do immature things. nature of the beast.
Take your blinders off. You obviosly do not know the Ralph that we all know. Watch, listen and learn.
Answers-
Dot 1) Read the flier, and if you don't know where the lies are, you're either Ralph himself, or you just don't have a clue about Woodbury, and could be one of the newly elected councilmen???
Dot 2) You have now afffirmed that you are indeed one of the new councilmen- the KJ lawsuit contesting the damn petition to create a Village, duh.
Dot 3) Check with your pal Ralph, and see how far he took his Village election complaint, again duh.
Dot 4) You now reaffirmed you're one of the new councilmen- if you don't know that Ralph and John and the Dems are working together, then you truly are the dimmest bulb in the box...do you think Ralph is going to sign his name to anything... a great BIG DUHHHHH!!
Ralph never puts his name on anything. That's why Queenan's name was on the papers to create a new village (and why it was Queenan who got sued and why Queenan woke up to what a slime Ralph was.
Ralph wont ever put his neck out there. That's why his two little get togethers at the senior center giving "information" (ha!) about making a village was so tightly controlled (remember dancing Hank shouting down follow up questions?)
And that's why Ralph refused to go to the debate that SOCA put together for Village Candidates (and why he lost).
two wins in a row one more to go and the town will be in perfect shape right ?????
(sorry if I ruined your holiday)
Which two?
He had his ass handed to him in the Village Board election?
Oh, you mean in the Town elections, I get it...you mean John and his two new puppets!
DEMOCRATIC COMMITTEE meeting MONDAY, 11/26/07 7:45pm, Sr. Center in Highland Mills.
ALL Welcome!!
Dear John and Ralph:
"There is nothing so deadly as the trap you set for yourself."
And you two ego-maniac control freaks did just that!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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